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| 無職 MartinZoono
「<p>I did my skydive on New Yearвs Eve and it was incredible. I didnвt know what to expect and was a bit nervous. My instructor Chris made my whole experience simply amazing. In fact the entire instructing team was incredible‚ making our group laugh a lot and feel very comfortable.</p> <h1>7 Reasons To Skydive When Being Scared Of Heights</h1> <ol> <table width="602"> <tbody> <tr><td width="301"><strong>Medical Condition</strong></td> <td width="301"><strong>Can you skydive?</strong> </td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Serious sinus/ ear infections/ issues</td> <td width="301"><strong>Yes‚</strong> but you will need a doctorвs note to say it is fine for you to do so.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Serious back pain</td> <td width="301"><strong>Yes</strong>‚ but it is advised you get a doctorвs note. If you feel your back is particularly bad just before your jump‚ it is probably a good idea to not go.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Asthma/ Bronchitis</td> <td width="301"><strong>Yes.</strong> Again‚ you will need a doctorвs note.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Collapsed lung</td> <td width="301"><strong>No‚</strong> you will not be allowed to skydive.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Uncontrolled high blood pressure or hypertension</td> <td width="301"><strong>No‚</strong> you will not be able to skydive if your blood pressure is not controlled by medication. Skydiving can give people anxiety which will increase the blood pressure. If you take medication for these conditions‚ check with your doctor before you jump.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Being drunk or under the influence of drugs</td> <td width="301"><strong>No‚</strong> you will not be permitted to skydive & will be sent away.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Epilepsy</td> <td width="301"><strong>Yes‚</strong> you can tandem dive if you havenвt had a seizure in the past 2 years and have not taken any other medication. It is probably a good idea to check with a medical professional beforehand.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Stroke</td> <td width="301"><strong>No‚</strong> you cannot skydive if you have recently had a stroke.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Colds and flu</td> <td width="301">If you have the flu or have a cold at the time of the skydive‚ <strong>you will not be able to jump</strong> due to increased risk of sinus damage.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Cancer</td> <td width="301"><strong>It is likely you will be able to skydive</strong> with cancer‚ however it does depend what type of cancer you have and what stage. You should speak to your doctor before you jump.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Pregnancy</td> <td width="301"><strong>No‚</strong> you cannot tandem skydive if it is your first time at any point during pregnancy. If you have skydived before‚ you can skydive during pregnancy.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Downs syndrome</td> <td width="301"><strong>Yes!</strong> </td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Infectious diseases e.g.‚ hepatitis or TB</td> <td width="301"><strong>No‚</strong> it is possible that during your skydive you might vomit or get other bodily fluids on your instructor. However‚ you are able to learn to skydive without the assistance of an instructor.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Diabetes</td> <td width="301"><strong>Yes‚</strong> you can skydive but it is best to check with your doctor. It is important to understand the risks associated with skydiving and diabetes.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Had surgery within the last 3 months</td> <td width="301"><strong>No‚</strong> you will not be permitted to skydive and should wait at least 6 months and consult your doctor beforehand.</td> </tr> <tr><td width="301">Vertigo</td> <td width="301"><strong>Yes‚</strong> but it is a good idea to check with your doctor as skydiving could cause your vertigo to deteriorate.</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <li>Amphetamines</li> <a href=https://demo.sngine.com/blogs/72686/Taking-the-Leap-Pre-Jump-Considerations-Understanding-Skydiving-Age-Requirements>https://demo.sngine.com/blogs/72686/Taking-the-Leap-Pre-Jump-Considerations-Understanding-Skydiving-Age-Requirements</a> <p>C. For the Adventurous: Naked Skydiving</p> <p><strong>The</strong> <strong>average skydiving height</strong> <strong>is 13‚000 feet which allows for roughly 50 seconds of free fall and 5 minutes of canopy flight.</strong></p> <p><img src="https://nextgencombatmedic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/atp_p_10theng_png-101762-300x300.png" alt="ATP_P_10thEng_png-101762-300x300" width="" /></p> <ul> <blockquote><p>0-30 seconds in the vacuum of space‚ less than 2 minutes on Mercury‚ less than a second on Venus‚ 80 years on Earth‚ 3 minutes on the Moon‚ 2 minutes on Mars‚ less than a second on Jupiter‚ and less than a second on Saturn‚ Uranus‚ and Neptune.</p></blockquote>」
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